Harvey Dent

Harvey Dent is my friend and you are going to HELL when you die if you don’t respect him. “Harvey” is short for “Harvard Law”, where he was born. Harvey “Two-Face, But Not Yet” Dent/Kent was once a district attorney, which he had been since his aforementioned birth, and he and Bruce Wayne were best friends forever who were okay and good all the time. He was a little indecisive, so he carried around a coin so he could make yes-or-no decisions on the fly. This is his lucky coin- it’s lucky because it was once touched by Harvey Dent.

One day, some crime men had enough of how much of a good boy Harvey was being, and they attacked him with acid, which is a kind of water that wants to hurt you. Thankfully, Harvied Dent survived, but his beautiful little lawyer face was never quite the same. This incident caused a drastic change inside dear Harvbert. At one point, he hated the Mafia, but, now, because of the power of some acid to the face, he had to be the Mafia. At least he still has his lucky coin, although it sucks that his friends are now a clown man and a riddlers.

Harvey Dent has three known love interests: Gilda Dent, his wife, as well as Bruce Wayne and that giant penny that Batman keeps in the Batcave. Harvey has an enviable stride- he goes downstairs two steps at a time. Attaboy.