Blüdhaven

i dont know how to make pages this is the captical city of sex all the best people live here and by all the best i mean one good person and 47357942735326754235647835690256024 poeple who fucking SUCK wait no two good people ok hi guys

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The Reviews Are In

 * “Being attacked by a 7-foot-tall man composed entirely of hamburger meat isn’t even the worst thing that happened to me on the way to the hotel.” ⭐️🚫🚫🚫🚫
 * ”Officer Rohrbach and the rest of the police station just stood there in the door of the police station and stared at me the entire time. Even when they couldn’t see me, I knew they were looking, and a bunch of them were definitely thinking homophobic thoughts.” ⭐️🚫🚫🚫🚫
 * ”I’m sorry for everybody else who’s been here, but I just came to fuck Brutale.” ⭐️⭐️🚫🚫🚫