Lazarus Pit

A lasers pit is basically just a huge thing in the ground. You put people in here when they die, and they proceed to die in reverse, but watch out. The pit itself is characterized by its mysterious green goo, the chemical composition of which is still under intense debate by science guys worldwide. There are, like, three of these things in the downtown Gotham area alone, seeping into the tap water. I think this might be why everybody who lives there is so fucked up: it’s chemicalce.

A notable article in The Gotham Gazette had the leader of the Gotham City Council's "Building Regulations" department boast that they had "finally dealt with that pesky green pit". It was later discovered that R'as al Ghul had filled the local public pool with Baja Blast slush in an effort to trick said department, and that was what they had paved over.

For your own safety, only bring the body of Jason Todd near your local Hole of Lazarus if you intend to resurrect him and then immediately start killing him again repeatedly.



Goo Composition
The 2019 Crane-Isley trials were a series of tests done on random dead civilians and one of the three (THREE) Gotham Lazarus pits to determine the nature of the goo. Unfortunately, the two chemists in charge of the project were arrested and put into the Arkham Bastard Museum for crimes most inhumane before they could even put their clipboards down. They never managed to figure out what the Lazarpiss actually was. Below, however, is a list they compiled of what they’re certain it isn’t.


 * Mountain Dew
 * Jell-O mix
 * That shit what they put in glow sticks
 * Acid- specifically, the same kind of acid that was mean to Beautiful Harv
 * Evil lime Powerade
 * Normal lime Powerade
 * Some sort of metaphor for the grieving process
 * What’s inside silica gel packets
 * Guacamole
 * Laundry detergent
 * A dead, liquefied Hal Jordan (sadly)
 * Either of their faults
 * SmylexTM

Ultimately, the failure of the Crane-Isley trials helped to pave the way for the confirmation of the goo’s true origin by former biochemist and current bog body Alec “Swamp Thing” Holland, whose response was, “It’s magic, dipshit.” Seeing as how nobody has ever asked anything about the Laserdisc pits ever again, it’s most likely that this is the truth: that it’s magic, and that you’re a dipshit.

Tripadvisor Reviews
"some guy called ross let me put my dead cat in there, but when Mr Calico came out he was all mad and crazy and he attacked me for 5 minutes straight. mr al ghoul said this was normal though, so i guess i can't complain. 6/10 would visit again (if necessary)" (6/10)

"Somewhat better than the Open Vats Of Acid Below A Rickety Bridge Factory." (7/10)

"My cousin said this is where they make Mountain Dew." (0/10)